Robert Mugabe's Famous Quotes

ROBERT MUGABE'S
FAMOUS QUOTES
1.
Virginity is the best wedding gift any man
would receive from his newly wedded
wife, but lately, there's nothing like that
any longer because it'll have already been
given out as a birthday gift, token of
appreciation, job assurance, church
collection, examination marking schemes
and for taxi fare!"
2.
Treat every part of your towel nicely
because the part that wipes your buttocks
today will wipe your face tomorrow.
3.
We are living in a generation where
people “in love” are free to touch each
others’ private parts but cannot touch each
others’ phones because they’re private”.
4.
Sometimes you look back at girls you spent
money on rather than having it spent on
your mum...then you realise witchcraft is
real.
5.
If you are a married man, and you find
yourself attracted to school girls, just buy
your wife a school uniform.”
6.
If President Barack Obama wants me to
allow marriage for same-sex couples in my
country (Zimbabwe), he must first come
here so that I can marry him.
7.
South Africans will kick down a statue of a
dead white man but won’t even attempt to
slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death
a black man simply because he’s a
foreigner.
8 Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a
piece of paper with fire on one end and a
fool on the other end.